Tagline History

Part of the fun of this site for me is getting to make up fun taglines and changing them regularly. Now it occurred to me that I probably should be collecting these because they are lots of fun. So this page will maintain a history of tagline changes, as they happen. If you remember one that you don’t see here – let me know in the comments and I’ll put it up straight away.

1. Current: not an evil genius, just has wind
2. pretentious waffle at a ninth grade level
3. now enscribed on a brown paper bag
4. in the interests of free and open dialogue, sit quietly and watch this film
5. posting first, thinking later
6. no longer helping God across the road like a little old lady
7. a crazy random happenstance
8. procrastinating for a better future
9. rugged individualism within socially acceptable parameters
10. if you’re going to put a blog on your screen, why not this one?
11. living in a paraphrase universe
12. making inane babble look good since 2005
13. ignorance without bliss
14. marital status in transition
15. also, I can kill you with my brain
16. much less interesting since he got engaged and distracted
17. a bit of a “Chaser-style” prank
18. looks more conservative than it votes
19. the opiate of the minority
20. crossposting is cheating. And I’m a cheat
21. nobody reads my taglines any more
22. sometimes it’s best to just deodorise the corpse
23. provocatively diplomatic
24. it’s a perfectly cromulent blog
25. solving the theological problems you never had
26. more random image headers than most blogs
27. imaginative blog names are for cooler people
28. loving the musician, hating the music
29. deeply engaging
30. virtually deserted
31. theology between McLaren and Wimber
32. what you don’t know, you can’t go to hell for
33. the tagline maketh the blog
34. emerging one crazy idea at a time
35. always listening to readers’ demands
36. less virtual than Virtually Paul
37. articulate and stuff
38. losing imagination in his taglines
39. putting the RSS in “yours sincerely”
40. a place where strange friends and friendly strangers can hang out and discuss
41. because it’s time for a new tagline
42. The 77,529th best blog in the world (source: Technorati)
43. theology for dummies
44. with more mo than pomomusings
45. where else can you find a tagline history this good?
46. because I’m not sure that it really is “all said and done”
47. taking humility to a whole new level
48. mixing religion, politics and sport with reckless abandon
49. now with added blue!
50. have I told you lately that I love you?
51. proof that they’ll let anyone have their own domain
52. well, at least the layout looks OK
53. this tagline is intentionally blank
54. Geoff says: Don’t refer to yourself in the third person
55. when all you have is a blog, everthing starts looking like a philosophical question
56. I might not be too cool for school, but I am too old. Does that count?
57. barracking for Richmond because I need more disappointment in my life
58. angry, loud and funny – not always in that order
59. somewhere between a bonanza and an extravaganza
60. grasping at the edges of God (hat tip to Christina)
61. smiling smugly to myself since last Sunday
62. trying to be profound since October ’05!
63. 23% of your recommended daily intake of theological ramblings
64. training to become a wonder-llama
65. randomly inserting spelling mistakes just so I know that your reading this
66. because you’re all to lazy to think up a tagline yourselves
    
67. the musings of a red-shoe wearing sport lover
68. on a scale from one to awesome, I’m super-great
69. come for the philosophical insights, stay for the football reports
70. blogging to avoid procrastination
71. wisdom dressed up as stupidity – or perhaps the other way around?
72. working out if I can get the other foot in my mouth too
73. if I was a car, I’d want to be a Delorean
74. if a blogger writes something, and no-one reads it, is it still a blog?
75. all the theological insights of a richmond supporter
76. literary fingerpainting
77. not just good looking, but that’s part of it
78. igniting revolution one byte at a time
79. if you hurry you can click back and pretend you were never here
80. warning: this blog has been digitally altered
81. artlessly attempting allegedly annoying alliteration
82. like an angel giving away free bacon
83. cognosce te ipsum
84. not a beautiful or unique snowflake
85. using big words to make myself look smart
86. because 4 bloglines subscribers can’t be wrong!
87. don’t ya wish your boyfriend was emerging like me?
88. a royale with cheese in a world of quarter pounders
89. did you say ‘no, this can’t happen to me’? (apologies to Jeff Buckley)
90. a mid-life crisis at 22 can’t be good news
91. why I am an optimistic + cynical + tigers supporting + vineyardian + aussie blogger
92. because that’s the way Ben Lee likes it
93. optimistically concerned
94. because I didn’t really like my last tagline
95. adding my voice to the chorus of self-absorption
96. it seemed like a good idea at the time
97. finding new and innovative ways to be wrong
98. because the messenger usually deserves to get shot
99. because you don’t win friends with salad
100. continuing the war against self-referencing tag-lines
101. coming soon: the fight against procrastination
102. putting the “why?” back in report
103. because someone had to
104. sure, why not?
105. writing about the things that make me think