TheGeoffRe(y)port

Part of the fun of this site for me is getting to make up fun taglines and changing them regularly. Now it occurred to me that I probably should be collecting these because they are lots of fun. So this page will maintain a history of tagline changes, as they happen. If you remember one that you don’t see here - let me know in the comments and I’ll put it up straight away.

1. Current: living in a paraphrase universe
2. making inane babble look good since 2005
3. ignorance without bliss
4. marital status in transition
5. also, I can kill you with my brain
6. much less interesting since he got engaged and distracted
7. a bit of a “Chaser-style” prank
8. looks more conservative than it votes
9. the opiate of the minority
10. crossposting is cheating. And I’m a cheat
11. nobody reads my taglines any more
12. sometimes it’s best to just deodorise the corpse
13. provocatively diplomatic
14. it’s a perfectly cromulent blog
15. solving the theological problems you never had
16. more random image headers than most blogs
17. imaginative blog names are for cooler people
18. loving the musician, hating the music
19. deeply engaging
20. virtually deserted
21. theology between McLaren and Wimber
22. what you don’t know, you can’t go to hell for
23. the tagline maketh the blog
24. emerging one crazy idea at a time
25. always listening to readers’ demands
26. less virtual than Virtually Paul
27. articulate and stuff
28. losing imagination in his taglines
29. putting the RSS in “yours sincerely”
30. a place where strange friends and friendly strangers can hang out and discuss
31. because it’s time for a new tagline
32. The 77,529th best blog in the world (source: Technorati)
33. theology for dummies
34. with more mo than pomomusings
35. where else can you find a tagline history this good?
36. because I’m not sure that it really is “all said and done”
37. taking humility to a whole new level
38. mixing religion, politics and sport with reckless abandon
39. now with added blue!
40. have I told you lately that I love you?
41. proof that they’ll let anyone have their own domain
42. well, at least the layout looks OK
43. this tagline is intentionally blank
44. Geoff says: Don’t refer to yourself in the third person
45. when all you have is a blog, everthing starts looking like a philosophical question
46. I might not be too cool for school, but I am too old. Does that count?
47. barracking for Richmond because I need more disappointment in my life
48. angry, loud and funny - not always in that order
49. somewhere between a bonanza and an extravaganza
50. grasping at the edges of God (hat tip to Christina)
51. smiling smugly to myself since last Sunday
52. trying to be profound since October ‘05!
53. 23% of your recommended daily intake of theological ramblings
54. training to become a wonder-llama
55. randomly inserting spelling mistakes just so I know that your reading this
56. because you’re all to lazy to think up a tagline yourselves
    
57. the musings of a red-shoe wearing sport lover
58. on a scale from one to awesome, I’m super-great
59. come for the philosophical insights, stay for the football reports
60. blogging to avoid procrastination
61. wisdom dressed up as stupidity - or perhaps the other way around?
62. working out if I can get the other foot in my mouth too
63. if I was a car, I’d want to be a Delorean
64. if a blogger writes something, and no-one reads it, is it still a blog?
65. all the theological insights of a richmond supporter
66. literary fingerpainting
67. not just good looking, but that’s part of it
68. igniting revolution one byte at a time
69. if you hurry you can click back and pretend you were never here
70. warning: this blog has been digitally altered
71. artlessly attempting allegedly annoying alliteration
72. like an angel giving away free bacon
73. cognosce te ipsum
74. not a beautiful or unique snowflake
75. using big words to make myself look smart
76. because 4 bloglines subscribers can’t be wrong!
77. don’t ya wish your boyfriend was emerging like me?
78. a royale with cheese in a world of quarter pounders
79. did you say ‘no, this can’t happen to me’? (apologies to Jeff Buckley)
80. a mid-life crisis at 22 can’t be good news
81. why I am an optimistic + cynical + tigers supporting + vineyardian + aussie blogger
82. because that’s the way Ben Lee likes it
83. optimistically concerned
84. because I didn’t really like my last tagline
85. adding my voice to the chorus of self-absorption
86. it seemed like a good idea at the time
87. finding new and innovative ways to be wrong
88. because the messenger usually deserves to get shot
89. because you don’t win friends with salad
90. continuing the war against self-referencing tag-lines
91. coming soon: the fight against procrastination
92. putting the “why?” back in report
93. because someone had to
94. sure, why not?
95. writing about the things that make me think