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Tips for a blogging newbie

I got an email today from a certain children’s pastor that (in the words of Run DMC) goes a little something like this:

I know absolutely nothing about blogs, the lingo, the programs – nada!  So I here you are the one to talk to about all that stuff! YAY! (for me – not you!)

I am trying to start a blog on wordpress for kids and wondered if you had any good picture sites that you use or seen with kids pics, also if you choose a theme when you first start if you can change colours and other things.  I am used to publisher and I want to do all that stuff to at least look a little kid friendly!

Any suggestions, ideas you could give would be very appreciated.

Now I’ve helped with a couple of suggestions, but I figure that if I’ve still got any blog readers left, it would make sense to offer their trusty assistance. So hit it – what advice would you give this poor helpless newbie.

Nothing says bereavement…

…like a jewel encrusted egg. For those who weren’t quite sure that Christian crap (sorry, but there’s no other word for it) has gone way too far, check out this baby. From the actual sales description:

EggCradle the memories of your lost loved ones within a rare jewel of artistry and song! A tender tribute to those who have gone to their eternal reward, this Peter Carl Faberge style musical egg is available only from Ardleigh Elliott. It is handcrafted of fine Heirloom Porcelain® and opens to reveal a symbolic jeweled stairway, topped by a shimmering cross.

This collectable Holy Cross Christian religious music box sparkles with platinum accents, Swarovski crystals, and more than 100 sparkling hand-set rhinestones. It bears a heartfelt inscription and plays “Amazing Grace.” Imagine giving yourself or a friend the comfort of this limited-edition bereavement gift – what a lovely way to welcome the healing touch of faith! Order now!

This post was stolen from Hat tip to Ship of Fools

Updated, Upgraded and Still Up!

I’ve braved it and upgraded TheGeoffRe(y)port to WordPress 2.1, which has been relatively pain free, although it’s not been completely seamless (always clear your cache). But if you see any problems, email me at webmaster>>AT_SYMBOL<<geoffreport.com

Andrew Bartlett’s blog….

…is most of the reason I firmly believe that we still need the Australian Democrats in Parliament. In amongst all of the reactionary, populist, wedge politics being played by both major parties on the Big Day out flag hoohah, Bartlett is the sole voice of reason in all of Canberra.

Dismantling the Empire: The Promise of Financial Security

I must warn you that I’m embarking on this series in the hope to confront, expose and re-examine my own lifestyle in the affluent western cultural setting I find myself in – with the express intention of actually causing some practical application in my life. Like a good preacher (well, sort of like a good preacher), I’m preaching to myself first. The thought is that by doing so – I might be able to facilitate similar thoughts and actions in you, my reader. I might say things that could challenge to the point of offense, and I will almost certainly say something that is wrong. All I’d ask is that you don’t leave it at that, but that you engage in the conversation, tell me I’m full of horse-radish, but most importantly tell me why. Because I’m more than happy to be wrong, as long as I can understand why I’m wrong.

One of the central promises of the empire of the Western World™ is the concept of security, and finding security in the things of this world. Security is perhaps the most innocuous and yet one of the most sacredly held promises of the westernised, suburban lifestyle. Everyone wants to feel safe, and “won’t someone please think of the children!”. For the sake of attempting to “deconstruct” the promises of the empire, it’s probably easiest to dissect the promise of security into a few basic sub-categories. So, the empire promises:

- Financial Security
- Geographical Security
- Personal Security

Financial Security

We might as well tackle the behemoth first. Financial security is the cornerstone of the modern day western thinking towards achieving a sense of well-being and happiness. Our entire political conversation in this country centres around the question of who we trust to best manage the economy, because we all know that a poorly performing economy reduces our chances of achieving financial security. Deeply ingrained into the modern mindset is the belief that one must first ensure that their own future can be guaranteed, before we might think of the financial needs of others.

We might (start believing that we) mature beyond wanting endless amounts of “stuff”, because we can recognise that this stuff doesn’t fill the void in our lives, but we still need to save up all our money, put it into something “responsible”, like the bank or into the sharemarket, so that we’ve got something to fall back on in the event of “a rainy day”. This scenario plays out in the minds of almost all members of western society at one level or another, and it’s dominates our approach towards money. The suburban lifestyle lauds home ownership as being the great saviour of all uncertainty, because if all else fails “you’ll always have the house”.

And we as Christians have bought into the promise that financial security is a necessity. At times we’ve even bought into the concept that “I can help other people more if I work on being richer myself. We’ve started actually believing that it’s the responsible thing to do, to store up our money so that we can feel safe. Like any kind of yearning for security, the need for financial security is rooted in fear. Not a fear of God, but a fear of the world, and a fear of circumstances. It comes to a point where we stop recognising the source of our decisions, and simply start believing that it’s common sense. But, like it or not, it seems to me that any dependence on the ways of the world for our financial security must be as a result of a lack of dependence on God. Yes, that’s harsh, but I can’t logically come to any other conclusion.

The message Christ taught, and that Paul and the disciples preached, had no place for a reliance on savings and investment for “a rainy day”. I cannot read the words of Jesus any other way, than requiring a dependence on God for our financial needs into the future. This was a man who called each of his disciples to leave everything they had if they were to follow him.

Matthew 6:19 – 21, 31 – 34
“Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also…. 31So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. 34Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.”

I see in the way Jesus talks, no thought of “Love your neighbour, as soon as you’ve got yourself into a position where you couldn’t ever need again”. There’s not any prospect of “hold off until you’ve got your own stuff sorted out” thinking that seems to be rife across the way that we western christians think. Being a follower of Jesus, has to be about trusting in him, and trusting that he can look after your long term needs. I’m not trying to advocate a widespread exit of the workplace, or even that you ought to no be in a high-paying position. But I do firmly believe that we’ve allowed ourselves to believe that our own financial security should rank more highly than giving to the poor, which I find to be a notion completely contrary to the gospel.

Imagine what the church could look like if instead of putting aside treasures on earth for ourselves, we contributed that money to invoke actual change in the lives of the poor and needy in this world. There’s a lot of money that goes into keeping Christians feeling safe, and I’m really beginning to get the picture that a change in this area could have a monumental effect on the world we live in. We could really give the empire something to sit up and take notice of. So, here’s the opportunity to fight back against the heresies I’m spouting: what place is there for concern about financial security in the kingdom of God? Tell me I’m wrong…

(Stay tuned for the next installment of “Dismantling the Empire” where I’ll tackle Geographical and Personal Security)

Blackout

Melbourne is in the middle of a hugely significant blackout – apparently there are still plenty of places without power, but I’m far enough out for it not to be a problem. But as I’m doing the quick check of the latest to find out whether or not the trains were likely to be OK tomorrow, I was blown away by this:

“Mr Price said there was a all-time record set today for electricity demand and about 200,000 homes were affected by the blackout.” – The Age – Mass power outages hit state

So, do we need any further proof that this country isn’t yet taking global warming seriously?

Deconstructing the Empire: Introduction

It’s a strange and wonderful thing the way that you can so often read about an idea in one place, and then mysteriously have it pop up in a wide variety of other different situations. The dominant pattern in a number of different places that I’ve been reading, watching and hearing has been the concept of considering the culture of the Western World ™ in the framework of an “empire”. It’s the central idea behind “Exiles: Living Missionally in a Post-Christian Culture” by Mike Frost, and it’s an idea that comes up in “Make Poverty Personal: The Bible’s call to end oppression”, which I’ve just finished reading a matter of minutes ago.

The inherent beauty in the metaphor of considering “the world” as being an empire comes from the dramatic polarisation that the imagery of an empire represents. Empire likely invokes thoughts of the Roman Empire, a cruel, brutal, and devastatingly powerful machine that nevertheless promised wonderful things to those willing to adhere to its demands. The Roman Empire, like the empire of the western world, promises big things.

And this is an empire that we’ve bought into whole-heartedly. We work all week to pay for our unsustainable lifestyle. We trust in economic growth to be the solution to all our nations problems, and we firmly believe that the shiny new Mac will make us happy. We depend on the empire for our security, for our feeling of self-worth, and to tell us what is right and wrong.

So this, dear readers, is an attempt to consider some of the promises of the empire, and to look at the response that Christ demands. Rather than have this sitting on my (shiny, new, still-being-tested Mac) computer as a draft, I’ll post it as a bit of a series, and get the bits out there to you as individual posts. If the whole concept of “empire” doesn’t make much sense at first, stick in there and hopefully it will eventually become clear. Or better still, leave me a long abusive comment and then I’ll know for sure :) . It’s a little bit of a different format, but that’s partly because this will eventually (I hope) become the basis for a sermon-y type of talk.

TheGeoffRe(y)port goes audible!

I’ve got a shiny new MacBook Pro to play around with from work, so I thought I’d better have a crack at playing with making my own podcast. So I’ve reviewed “Exiles: living missionally in a post-christian culture”, the new book from Mike Frost. So have a listen.

(NOTE: The file is encoded in M4A, which may be an apple proprietary format. So you might need iTunes to listen – sorry, I’ll work on getting an MP3 version).

 To subscribe to the podcast in iTunes, click on Advanced -> Subscribe to Podcast, then enter http://www.geoffreport.com/wp/category/podcast as the URL. But that might be a waste of time, if the podcast doesn’t last. So we’ll see.

Finally some recognition…

The list of things I have to do before I die just got one item shorter. After years of toiling without recognition from the print media internationally, Time Magazine has named their “Person of the Year” – me. Or more specifically, “you”. From the article:

“Yes, you. You control the Information Age. Welcome to your world.”

A Particularly Good Day Not To Be English

Shane Warne is a poet with the cricket ball. Mike Hussey can do no wrong. Most days I’m glad that I’m Australian, not English, but today it is particularly nice.

How could it be? England falls apart – theage.com.au

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