Duck!

November 30th, 2006

So there I am, just innocently driving down my road, and there’s a group of ducks on the road. Three of them. Two flew away. “I hope that duck moves” I thought to myself. “Hurry up and move”…….. “Please move”……… *THUD*

It’s thrown me out completely. The whole day has got a duck shaped shadow cast over it.

7 Responses to “Duck!”

  1. Trav Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  2. Rodney Olsen Says:

    I’m just surprised that you’re the first person to ever use the Technorati tag, “little dead ducks that have been just hit by a greenish corolla”.

    I would have thought that everyone would have used that at least once on their own blog.

  3. geoff Says:

    I’ve been trying to add in at least one Technorati tag that nobody else has used before. No-one else had used “Turkey the country and not the funny little bird” either. I’m shocked, to say the least ;)

  4. Bec Says:

    mean boy.

    at least you feel somewhat sorry.

  5. melinda Says:

    Welcome to the assorted birds and animal killers club Geoff! I have a bit of a reputation in our place having knocked off a Cockatoo, Magpie and a cat in the last year(unintentionally, of course!) At least it didn’t happen in the Solomons where you would have an angry mob belting on your little green Corolla demanding compensation!

  6. melinda Says:

    On further reflection, Geoff , I see this as just an extension of previous cruelty against Duck kind. It all began innocently enough with abducting and hiding ducks in various locations around the house and next thing you know the boy is mowing them down with his Corolla! I’m locking up my collection right now!

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